She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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