oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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