those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
