You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Me too!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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