but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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