First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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