we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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