hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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