Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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