I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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