i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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