i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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