I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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