Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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