We won't sleep together?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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