But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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