ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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