i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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