How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can Purell be used as lube?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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