sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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