Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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