no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
