i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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