I hate your face
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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