Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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