how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
