The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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