yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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