I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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