ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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