I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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