Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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