; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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