you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Randomize
