Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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