There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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