Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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