mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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