i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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