He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just googled if crying burns calories
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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