ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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