Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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