i think i have herpe
just one?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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