i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
