too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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