There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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