They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
