we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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