Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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