It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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