They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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